Democrats Have Control
It's official now, the democrats have control of congress.
This is my plea to each and everyone of them:
Please, for the next two and a half years, keep your pants zipped. Don't text message anyone about anything. Don't accept any trips, meals or tips. Watch your p's and your q's and your emails and your phone calls. Don't buy porn, don't hire prostitutes and don't surf the net to anything racier than CNN. Don't loan out your car, your cell phone or your laptop. Don't buy or sell any stock, or make any other financial arrangements. Don't have sex or engage in any sexual activity, including conversation, with anyone you're not legally married to. Even then, keep it private. Please, keep your nose clean. And everything else too.
What you do in the next two years will determine whether or not democrats are in the Whitehouse in 2008. Don't screw it up.
posted by Patsy Terrell at 6:59 PM
1 Comments:
Hello,
here in Europe many people look forward to the day the Democrats are back in the White House. We have some questions about the foreign politcs of the Bush jr. administration and would rather prefer a Democrat president (?Hilary Clinton).
Best wishes from Europe
a friend of the United States
Andreas
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